im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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