we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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