Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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