The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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