the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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