You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
