lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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