I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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