i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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