Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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