why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You have to summon your inner elephant
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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