# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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