She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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