i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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