Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
...so i touched it.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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