Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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