That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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