May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
