I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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