I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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