so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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