I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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