You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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