He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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