WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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