Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
