I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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