problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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