White coat. Heels.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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