she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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