Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
