they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
