More tranny stories later!
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You dont lie about slip and slides
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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