well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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