Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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