after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
