I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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