"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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