It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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