we're blogging at a bar
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
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