I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
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