Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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