My nipple is on Facebook.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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