I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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