I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
