please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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