why didn't you poke me back
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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