Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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