I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Ketchup is God's man juice
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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