Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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