i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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