guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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