what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm sobbing to NWA
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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